I have a large collection of neon letters. (Doesn't everybody)

Living in New York and getting to Las Vegas and other "electrified" cities on a fairly regular basis, it's not hard to amass quite the collection of glowing letterforms in all sorts of shapes, sizes and varying degrees of decay. (As far as I'm concerned, the more burnt out lights a letter contains, the better. And when it's rusty and dinged up...ooh baby!) Now I just need to figure out what to do with them all...perhaps a kiddy alphabet book for the post-apocalyptic toddler or a series of monogrammed note cards for their parents.