Saturday, October 22, 2011

Here kitty, kitty...

Here kitty, kitty
Nice kitty, kitty

My what a deep and resonant purr you have. 
Oh hey, that got loud fast.
And what perfectly sharp teeth you have. Why, they're as long as my fingers.

What a pretty, kitty
stop looking at me that way
and...and...and licking your lips

Yo, when was she fed last?

I know I look delicious and well marbled 
but I'm really quite bland
and tasteless 
(go ahead everyone...have a field day)

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